[supernova] Hopping Glam/Goth Muppet is new frontman of dr. teeth and the electric mayhem
Magni was the first to fall[1], then that Irish… uh, Australian. Evs/ohho oh ohoho. That left Dilana and Lukas standing tall in what Dave Navarro called a scene from a “goth wedding”. So on point, Dave. It was hard to tell you were higher than he*l, but not that hard, since you stood up during the entire show.
Could Supernova wind up being the fake-rock equivalent of garbage and select a chick singer? And the answer is… no, of course not; girl, we’ve told you since day one: you have too much sh*t in your face.
Lukas Rossi won Rockstar supernova last night. It’s easy to be a monday-morning quarterback, but Lukas has been the easy and default pick since night 1, when Tommy Lee’s only response to Lukas’ performance of Billy Idol’s “white wedding” was:
“rockstar…” -throws mic down-
In the business world, when you’re presenting to win, you always go first, or last. Lukas went last that night. It all fits now.
More details to follow, and a final send-off tribute to all the losers contestants that had a bad day this season.
[1] Big money lost by me. big money.
September 14th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
boo! i was still holding out a hope for magni to take it all. probably because i voted for him for half an hour. the last and only time i voted, he was at the top. i predict serious tension between lucas and jason newstead–he hates that guy!
September 14th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I was so hoping that JN would deliver the final pre-announcement comment to Lukas as:
“you’re still constricting, dude. you’re… your voice. you’re still constricting. i’m in voivod. i was in metallica. james hetfield was a lot of things, including a degenerate alcoholic, but he never (or rarely… well, a lot) constricted his voice. your voice is constricted. i was in flotsam and jetsam. constricted!”
i predict that lukas will be just fine (with constriction) during his three-month tenure in this band. at which point it will be time for him to join forces with j.d. fortune for a new project: “rockstar: pick the bass player for the new project featuring singers j.d. fortune and lukas rossi”.
Jason Newstead - are you listening?
September 14th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
I’ve now watched Part 1 of the finale and I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising but Tommy Lee was SOOO high in this episode. Did he say more than 2 words after each performance? And that hat was worn to hide his eyes.
September 14th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
i HOPE he was high the night he tried to pants toby.
September 14th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
who doesn’t wanna pant(s?) toby? evs.