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More than meets the eye. I’m Rick James.

Make Optimus Prime utters the words he was born (ehr, built) to say.

Please follow this link and submit, up through October 12.

It’s not surprising I sat at my computer giggling for over 20 minutes at the prospect of injecting various lines from Platoon[1], Carlito’s Way[2], Goodfellas[3] or even Full Metal Jacket[4], but for submission I finally had to settle on the old Commando classic:

"You don't need the girl, Bennet. Take the knife in hand. Stick it in me, look into my eyes, see what's going on as you twist it around."

I guess technically it might be difficult to stick a “knife” into O.Pri (one would hope), but if I win maybe there can be some sort of laser-knife-battle-sequence. With a entirely new uber-adversary… named Bennet… modeled on Commando’s Bennet… played impeccibly by Vernon Wells.

[1] “You see that f’ing head come apart, man?”
[2] “You think you big time? You gonna f’ing die, big time!”
[3] “Go get your f’ing shinebox!”
[4] “WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBN*TS?”

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