She is probably a gutter punk. And she can’t really speak coherently. Because she may be slightly retarded. Or she may have drank so much Robitussin DM that she’s permanently damaged her brain stem/verbal control system/whatever keeps your tongue in your mouth. And she is probably the offspring of Gollum, a tarsier and a river otter.
But based on her performance of Heart’s “Alone” tonight, she could probably win this season, which so far is utterly lacking legitimacy.

more updates, please.
this season is shaping up to be a sausage fest in the final weeks.