[American Idol] Gutter Punk Wow
She is probably a gutter punk. And she can’t really speak coherently. Because she may be slightly retarded. Or she may have drank so much Robitussin DM that she’s permanently damaged her brain stem/verbal control system/whatever keeps your tongue in your mouth. And she is probably the offspring of Gollum, a tarsier and a river otter.
But based on her performance of Heart’s “Alone” tonight, she could probably win this season, which so far is utterly lacking legitimacy.


March 13th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
more updates, please.
this season is shaping up to be a sausage fest in the final weeks.