Where’s the rumors? Where’s the love?
Maybe the lawsuits are working.
Well, no matter - because I know what Apple is about to announce.
Do you want me to tell you?
What, you want me to tell you? OK.
It’s not an iTablet (tablet PCs = a solution looking for a problem), or the iPod Video (yawn; my iPod already has video… the IPOD OF MY MIND, that is!).
It’s not a media center Mac (I can hook a 20″ iMac up to a TV (or wait, maybe I can’t) and then spend four hours scrolling through my music collection in Front Row just fine today, thank you…)
Are you sure you want me to tell you what it is?
It’s a 70% price drop in .Mac. Since what could be more fun than Apple bringing the annual price of their Web integration service somewhere in line with market reality…
No, I’m just kidding.
It’s really iDatacenter. 100,000 square feet, every song ever recorded, in your pocket.
It’s a cure for IBS, and it’s called… iIBS. It comes in four flavors - grape, strawberry, lime and IBS-flavored.
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