Category Archives: ignoble ranting

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Important Announcement

I probably shouldn’t be talking out of school on this issue, but something very important and special is happening and it needs to be shared. I found this book sitting, bookmarked, in my Mom’s kitchen today. She hasn’t said anything, … Continue reading

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Mew mew!

A joyous holiday.

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katie (katy?) perry is my new hero

I heard she held a cat and she liked it.

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Exclusive!: Apple enjoys making it impossible for their biggest fans to buy their products

Despite e-mail warnings from my boss to wait for iPhone 2.0/3G to stabilize, and then perhaps buy one through our work i.t. (so I can transfer my blackberry’s phone number, and align through our corporate AT&T cellular plan), I went … Continue reading

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David Sedaris May Sometimes Exaggerate For Effect – Gawker

David Sedaris May Sometimes Exaggerate For Effect – Gawker I can grasp the hubub over A Million Little Pieces and this chick, to a degree. Although I haven’t read either one’s work (and probably never will, LIARS!), I doubt either … Continue reading

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[ai6] america votes, gets over obsession with horse-idolotry

Kelley and I are in agreement regarding the current state: those were twelve people who had to go. Too bad the twelve remaining all f****ng suck. Where is the Elliot Yamin, where is the Katherine McPhee, where is the Iron … Continue reading

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[top chef] Puppet Show

Hey, elia: Way to step forward and tentatively complain re: Wolverine’s “cheating”, for a gain of zero yards, seconds before your head rolled. Elia: [Vague references to Wolverine's cheating][1] Judge that is indistinguishable from Billy Joel’s child bride from season … Continue reading

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[top chef] Punchout

mike, I guess your general-kitchen-incompetence factor finally outweighed the bringing-in-shocked-and- horrified-viewer-ratings factor. Final two: Sam and Wolverine. Words for Sam: the watermelon and cheese thing looked pretty gross. Don’t get too Marcel on us. No foams. Words for Wolverine/Marcel: You’ve … Continue reading

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6 things that should be nuked from orbit

In my standard/excellent style of getting on “deck” with things a year or five behind the wavefront, I recently became aware of 5ives. If your A.D.D. prohibits you from getting all the way to 1 (or 3) on any given … Continue reading

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[top chef] rage, unbridled rage

given recent rigors and distractions, i’m sad to report that only a media object with the ability to bring my ire to level Code Black Scarlet is going to get any airtime here. Milk-and-cookies/funtime/happyandorlight topics are just not going to … Continue reading

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