captured in the wild
making coffee
Happy new year! Came up with this with friends mark and leah, in conjunction with the woman kelley, on wild vacation in Florida while trapped in hotel suite on the one rainy day, watching ten hours of Top Chef marathon.
now trust me — be it vacation or not, ten hours of top chef will keep me well-seated. as many things will, but i’ll be writhing in delight the whole while.
Found out later there’s also this, and this.
Shangle’s Canonical Top Chef Drinking Game Until It’s Edited
Phrases appearing (one drink per occurance):
“Undercooked and overseasoned”
“Underseasoned and overcooked”
“The X is cooked perfectly”
“If you chose not to do your best dish for this challenge, what are you waiting for?” (or derivation)
“I’m not ready to go home.”
“This is a competition!” (or derivation, including “I came to win”, etc.)
“I’m just so tired of the whoring…”
“I want to sleep with you here right now.”
“I miss my family a lot” (or derivation)
“It is what it is”
“–unintelligble euro-talk–”
Actions (one drink per scene of occurrence):
Collichio wears his little beret-style cap
Padma’s scar appears (one drink per scene of appearance)
Someone throws someone else under a bus
Someone throws themself under a bus
Padma drinks alcohol or Padma/a chef makes reference to Padma’s love of alcohol
Padma makes reference to traditional Indian cuisine
Ted Allen appears
The Foo Fighters appear
A chef freaks out/cries
A guest judge gives away/shills their swag as a prize for winning an elimination challenge
A Mac is given away as a prize feor winning an elimination challenge
Padma asks a chef to please pack their knives and go
A chef makes reference to not knowing/never having cooked with a secret ingredient/having used a challenge technique
A chef makes reference to being gay/how awesome it is to be gay
A chef crosses his/her arms
Collichio verbally disagrees with a guest judge
