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February 25, 2009

[American Idol] Gutter Punk Wow

Filed under: Music — rshangle @ 9:28 pm

From AmericanIdol.com
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She is probably a gutter punk. And she can’t really speak coherently. Because she may be slightly retarded. Or she may have drank so much Robitussin DM that she’s permanently damaged her brain stem/verbal control system/whatever keeps your tongue in your mouth. And she is probably the offspring of Gollum, a tarsier and a river otter.

But based on her performance of Heart’s “Alone” tonight, she could probably win this season, which so far is utterly lacking legitimacy.